The Ohio State University’s Best Excuses: A Must Have Book For Every Student, Alumni, And Fan Of The Buckeyes Paperback – February 28, 2026

Welcome to The Ohio State University’s Best Excuses, the only book brave enough to finally document what really happens between syllabus week and graduation. Whether you’re a current student, a proud alum, or a Buckeye fan who still says “we” when talking about the team, this collection proves that excuses aren’t lies—they’re campus traditions.From academics derailed by CarmenCanvas chaos and the emotional toll of RPAC stairs, to game days that erase voices, schedules, and common sense, every page reads like a group chat you forgot to mute. Relive the panic of a full Thompson Library, the social black hole of High Street, and the spiritual obligation to stand when the Buckeye Battle Cry hits.Perfect for procrastinators, nostalgia seekers, and anyone who’s ever blamed the Oval for productivity issues, this book is equal parts therapy, comedy, and extremely specific validation. Go Bucks—and sorry, I’ll start reading after kickoff.Joshua Shifrin is a neuropsychologist and avid writer. ‘The Ohio State University’s Best Excuses’ is his 23rd book. Joshua lives in New Jersey with his wife and two sons. Read more